I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019

gossip breath

(n.) someone who has been caught in the act of gossiping.

Named after the stank lingering on the breath of someone who just uttered a filthy rumor. Often, friends will go out of the way to avoid a gossip breath out of fear of being featured in their next rumor.

I could smell Erin's rank gossip breath from behind my back.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

bill’s breath

The worst scent in the world. Caused by Strawberry tom’s toothpaste; without brushing

Teacher A”Did you smell bill’s breath today?”
Teacher B”Yeah, sadly”

by SavageCloud January 1, 2018

Tree Trunk Breath

Constant burp breath for a prolonged period of time.

"Bitch you got Tree Trunk Breath!"

by jnobles September 7, 2017

semi-conductor breath

Its when a guys breath smells so bad because he did not brush his teeth from last nights Dirty Sanchez he received.

Hey Semi-Conductor Breath, You ever hear of something called toothpaste!!!

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 3, 2017

Bone breath

After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.

Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.

by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017

Diarrhea breath

The sensation of your digestive system gases going up to your breath. It usually happens if you have a stomach ache.

I never saw a person ever talk about diarrhea breath and there's no page talking about it so I'm the one who's going to do it

by Ivv October 27, 2017