Eli: “No, I’m not trying to hangout tonight”
Alex: “*sigh* fine wtv. idec.”
Eli: “don’t sorrow bait me”
Alex: “k.”
Alex: “*sigh* fine wtv. idec.”
Eli: “don’t sorrow bait me”
Alex: “k.”
by elijahisabitch July 24, 2025

by The master (of bait) August 23, 2024

by Khabibulan November 8, 2020

by hytlesssucks May 21, 2021

A portmanteau of having self sexual intercourse with another person whilst giving yourself sexual stimulation.
by J From the Kingsmen February 26, 2025

by Evono October 12, 2025

A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.
Bait and Switch Example:
(ASDF)
Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"
Guy with glasses: "Ah..."
(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)
"...Don't listen to him!"
(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)
(ASDF)
Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"
Guy with glasses: "Ah..."
(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)
"...Don't listen to him!"
(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
