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Alex M

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Alex is shit at every game he plays. He hugs girls for a living and rages about being a default skin in fortnite.
He is always in the middle of fights, laughing and abusing them.

If your a boy and alex is your boyfriend well fuck u.
He's such a Alex M
what a bot Alex M
by Breekki February 17, 2019
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Alexandra

guy : damnnnnnn!! Alexandra is a sexy beast 😍
by onesexybeast January 27, 2019
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Alex

THE ABSOLUTE DOPEST PERSON YOULL EVER FUCKING MEET. You think you’re all kool and shit now?.... yeah... just wait til’ you meet an Alex. She is by FAR the KOOLEST KAT around. I mean by far by far tho. Like if you take the second koolest kat around and put them next to her, you’d be like who the f is this other guy? Get him outta here he looks like trash compared to this sick gal, Alex. Without a doubt alooox is a real yehawer, a real neat boyo, a totally terrific scronch. Anyone would be glad to have an Alex in their life. She makes everyone have the largggggeeee smiles.
Guy 1: YO YO YO I JUST SNORTED THIS BOONCH SO HARD IM HELLA WACKED RN!
Guy 2: wowwww dont you think you’re kool. Well guess what I know this gal that U ain’t got shit on.
Guy 1: well who the heck is this being you spek uv? I don’t believe a thing you say becuz you a stooopid head HAHA GOTTEM
*Alex walks in*
Guy 1: OH SHHHHHHH... DAMNNNNN! Wow I’m so sorry I was so wrong. Now that... THATS A KOOL KAT! I am humbled by her presence.
by aelnl nryaed April 4, 2019
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Alex James

The sexiest man alive,sadly a tory,leg eater (dumbass),and cheesemaker/bassist of the amazing band blur.
Jake:why won't you love me babe???
you:sorry ,I'm in love with a middle-aged british cheesemaker,and you're definitely not my type of man (aged and british)

alex james (needed to put it here)
by Britpop Girl January 8, 2022
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Alex kister

Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff
"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"
by Edgarnuggetfan March 21, 2022
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The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander
Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale
by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019
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