Austin

A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.

Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.

by JeauxMama September 18, 2020

Austin

Is a extremely nice person, but don't let the looks fool you, he'll secretely go and fuck your mum

Guy 1: Wow that’s Austin, I hope we can be friends
Guy 2: Don't bro he'll fuck yoiur mum

by Anonymous(360) February 15, 2022

Austin Cozma

A true specimen of perfection. A man as true and hot as Billy Mayes himself. Although he might have some issues with people and may secretly be Bill Gates in disguise.

Oh my lord! Austin Cozma just did 9/11

by Farlorn April 16, 2018

Austin Filter

Austin Filter is the spawn of the evil morgorath and is extremely gay. if you ever meet austin filter make sure your wearing a chasity belt or you will be anally raped by his chode.

"that Austin Filter guy is super gay". Yeah, I heard he raped half the schools freshmen

by dicple of Gordan Ramsay May 30, 2018

austin sheehan

A Fat fucker that shits his ass on ps4 all day that's in college

You're being such a austin sheehan!

by Srndn3 January 8, 2020

Austin Line

Is a disc golf line to the basket that is so brave that Simon lizotte wouldn’t do it

Woah dude! That’s definitely an Austin line!

by Discgolfer499 October 11, 2022

Austin moment

That moment when Austin

You know what I mean

*fails no nut November* yooo that’s an Austin moment

by ha i have no name v November 6, 2020