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Panic At The Disco

you either love it, you hate it, you like their early stuff when there was actually a band or you only know that one song I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Person: Panic At The Disco is a really good band
Other person: oh god, they're so annoying
3rd person: I really like I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Person: is that their only song you know
3rd person: yeah
Person: ahhhhhh

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy 

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name

Working at the Café 

Excuse I make when I find out that {ENTER NAME HERE} is cheating on me but i dont want to believe it.
Concerned friend: Yo bro I saw her getting freaky wit sum bois from school

"Bro" : No way she was working at the café

Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin' 

At state of extreme excitement, marked by a period of prolonged anticipation.
Dave: Were you finally able to get a Nintendo Switch?

Jeff: Yep, found one yesterday and I was jizzlin' at the sizzlin'.

Knocking At The Cow's Door 

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.
John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."

Looking at the rivets

When a certain commodity or supply in in such short supply that you're almost out of it entirely. Used similarly to "running on fumes". Originated from riveted tanks, when they're almost empty you can see the rivets.
I'm about out of propane. Another day or two and I'll be looking at the rivets.
Looking at the rivets by hectorr December 1, 2020