ap seminar

a college-level research class that may or may not prepare you for college. if you do well enough (score of 3 or higher) then you can do ap research which may or may not be hell

either way, do the work

teacher: hi welcome to ap seminar

student: what are we gonna do here

teacher: writing

student: nice

by skittishcatty November 6, 2022

AP Economics

AP Economics is a scam class made by the collegeboard, which is ironic because they’re basically a true definition of a monopoly. If you don’t know what a monopoly is, it’s when one firm controls an entire market, getting to set their own high inflated prices, benefiting few consumers achieving a near productive or allocated efficiency. Does this sound familiar? Oh wait that’s literally the Collegeboard (commentary credit to @AnxiousJoe on Youtube. You can find it on his AP Test Tier List video.), and on top of that, you will find yourself graphing A LOT!! If you’re not a math or statistics person, graphing is going to be difficult for you. This class is basically a second math class even though it claims “that it’s minimal”, gurl I still have to find the area of a triangle in AN ECON CLASS. You may have to deal with poor grades and bad GPA!! Side effects of this class includes watching too much Jacob Clifford videos, staying up until 3 AM, having a low self-esteem, graphing until your hands hurt (aka arthritis), joints swelling, being on meds like advil and tylenol, and having mental breakdowns.

student 1: how was the ap economics test?
student 2: man i don’t understand microeconomics. what the hell is the supply and demand curve? i still don’t understand what price elasticity means.

second semester:

student 1: dude do you know what a monopoly is?
student 2: what the hell is that? i’m not learning macroeconomics right now.

by kiwikookie November 8, 2022

Ape G

A particular brand of Armenian males, most commonly found in and around Los Angeles County, CA that use the words "Ape" (bro) and "G" (gangster) every 5 seconds. You will most likely find them in BMW sports cars, "posted" in parking garages/lots sporting full Pro Club garments. Usually acts tough and speaks Armenglish.

Male 1: man u see those ape Gs
male 2: yeah

by hayastanihanrapetucyanzivacuje November 16, 2022

dumbfuck ape

Anyone who has a red hair color specifically on their balls

Look at the ball hair on that dumbfuck ape

by Tofu_Bread November 28, 2022

ape

It's ya monkey

hey, look at that ape upstrairs sameshitting his wood

by Vince6942069 May 17, 2022

Ape-Fucker

A slur against people who own one or more nft’s

“Did you see bob’s new nft?”
“Another one? He’s such an ape-fucker”

by pugman17 May 26, 2022

dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.

Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...

by pympkane December 6, 2021