by EverybodyPanic October 28, 2020
Get the Sex pie mug.Last night was wild man, I feel like such a fucking fried pie.
Ya I don't know if I'll ever think strait again!
Ya I don't know if I'll ever think strait again!
by Tootsmgoo February 16, 2017
Get the fried pie mug.A combination of the terms "Pedophile" and "cream pie". No further clarification should be necessary.
"Timmy, would you please show the court on this doll where Mr. Goldstein touched you."
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"
by Lavadog84 December 12, 2018
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Get the Coco pie mug.A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.
Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.
by JubilationTCornpone January 28, 2021
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