A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.
Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.
by JubilationTCornpone January 28, 2021
by Zombie_ray_gun September 11, 2008
by Rave_sk3leton March 18, 2021
A delicacy derived from the girthy penis of an Italian pasty ginger. A salty but creamy load that is guaranteed to satisfy the mouth of whatever brunette with a fat ass it’s mouth is entering.
by sandcock January 02, 2022
The act of inserting a Speculum in a females anus. Pour a bag of frozen veggies down into it. Remove Speculum. Then have several men fuck her in the anus, each cumming inside. Once complete, proceed to have her evacuate the contents into a sauce pan. Heat and serve. Serves a party of four.
by MzSwishSweet June 01, 2023
"David I heard strange noises coming from your brothers room last night again?"
"Oh he was probably just having one of those.. shane pie nights again"
"Oh he was probably just having one of those.. shane pie nights again"
by DangerBunnyAttac August 13, 2017
by Fart fart poot November 03, 2019