He is a gay cunt, gets friendzoned by every girl and is hated by all. He thinks he is hard, and tries to show people that he smokes when people don’t care. He is probably black or white.
George : hey look there’s Patrick trying to get pussy
Steve: he will probs get friendzoned, gay boy
Paul: typical movement Patrick movement
Steve: he will probs get friendzoned, gay boy
Paul: typical movement Patrick movement
by Onmywaytofuckurmom123 December 5, 2019

by alexj1638 May 25, 2021

Post Saint Patrick's Day Syndrome... The March 18th morning realization that being Irish for a day doesn't mean your still Irish the next morning
PSPDS post saint patrick day syndrome it hurts but your boss's name is O'Malley so knuckle up and go in to work
by bribowe May 12, 2018

by anonymous October 24, 2022

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.
Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?
by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018

someone who unironically texts at most 3 words like patrick from spongebob squarepants (no offense to anyone called patrick) they also sometimes capitalise U or i even autocorrect cant save em
by Dopey Patrick December 26, 2023

Patrick is a savage a complete fucking savage he's the kinda guy you could smoke weed with and not get in trouble he is the coolest person you will ever meet he has a awesome personality and is so energetic he is the kinda guy you want as a friend he's savage he's a beast and he will stab you if you touch his food! But overall Patrick is a great guy and a great friend
by Joe Pats Best Friend September 6, 2016
