David O'Brien

Usually is a picky irish person, with ginger balls. Is a threat to the man kind. Liability to the others. Only eats irish food and curry or takeaways. His dick is broke, his dog bit it off. Called,Toby.

Kid A:There is that david O'brien. His one of them .. Get him :D
KidB: Get the niglets after him.
KidC: Im'a Yellow Lucy^^

by TheRealMan.O.B. June 25, 2010

david and gabby

the cutest friggin couple in the world. most likely to be together forever, after they found each other. perfect for each other in every way.

David and Gabby are sooo cute!

by xoxox94567 August 25, 2008

David Hasselhoff

when one flush isn't enough to dispose of that solid waste, and a "double flusher" has to be used. This technique of waste shifting is known as a David Hasselhoff

"Dale mate, that was a good quality dump, it required a David Hasselhoff to shift it"

by Rupert Foningzby Maguire August 01, 2008

David Blaine

An amazing illusionist. He is able to perform the most unbelievable illusions in front of people with simple or no props. He has traveled to places like Haiti and Africa to share the magic of his illusions with people who might now otherwise experience it. He's also been known to perform feats of incredible physical endurance, such as being in ice for days and being buried alive. He's a true magician because he strives to share his magic with everyday people.

Joey: WOAHH!
Me: What?

Joey: I just saw David Blaine make some leaves levitate in a remote jungle for some natives. He's amazing!

by speedyd August 24, 2010

Pulling A David

When one stays at home and does nothing but wank and play xbox

"You wanna come out today?"
"Nah, I feel like pulling a David."

"Where were you yesterday???"
"I was busy pulling a David"

by thebreadbinman November 22, 2009

David Blaine

1. Crazy ass magician, who likes boxes and giant bowls.
2. Rhyming slang for Cocaine

"I got a kilo of David Blaine"

by Danny H May 14, 2006

David Letterman

An idiot comic from Indiana who is the Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He actually began his television career as a meteorologist in Indianapolis. Letterman is a chain smoker with a dry sense of humor. He has the dumbest latenight talkshow ever and should be taken off the air. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

David Letterman is a foul-mouthed, humorless and vulgar idiot who should be taken of tv.

by [e-mail] October 01, 2007