That’s a Jon thing

A “that’s a Jon thing” refers to something Jon would do or say.

*sees rusted out truck* “yeah that’s mint”

(That is a Jon thing)

*shoot a sissy liberal* (that’s a Jon thing)

*Sees someone with hella cake* (that’s a Jon thing)

by Hahahaha hahah August 13, 2025

Ida’s thing

Anal sex with a stranger while ur best friend is in the same room but still being a Virgin.

Hey did u have sex w ur boyfriend yet? I mean ur a virgin...?

No not rlly we just do Ida’s thing every now n then :)

by Lovababb October 26, 2019

the thing in trees

its everywhere
run

"bro have u heard about the thing in trees"
"yah what about it"
FUCKING DIES

by tecna RAHHHHHHHH October 2, 2022

Bimbly Thing

Something you call your girlfriend, a cute nickname ;)

You're my bimbly thing.
Ah there's my bimbly thing.

by djsoundphaze July 16, 2019

Cutest fucking thing in the world

Inês Guerreiro

Wow, Inês Guerreiro is the cutest fucking thing in the world

by Warrior_120 March 14, 2021

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
.... hello there 2017 i am re uploding this for no sensible reason but to tell even more people its even more impossible than impossible why? some jerk decided it was a good idea to make a def about that one link

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023