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Scott Barton

A man with an extremely large penis. Often gets caught in the car door or revolving door. Likes to fling it in the air like a helicopter.
Wow you have a huge cock, is your name Scott Barton by chance?
by craig eric August 9, 2024
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scott agony

When the pain is unbearable, but you still vote for Trump.
The scott agony of this decision is fake killing me.
by pgomez1 February 13, 2018
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Scott

Scott is the most amazing man in the entire world: he's incredibly caring, intelligent, dedicated, respectful, conscientious, loving, unique, amazing, and so many other things that are impossible to put into words. He has the most gorgeous green eyes and the cutest, most genuine smile and he knows exactly what to say to make you feel happy and loved. When you're around him, it's impossible to feel sad- he's such a kind person who's always willing to listen and try to understand. He will love you with everything he has, and in doing so, he will make you feel better about yourself. Being with Scott lets you grow as your own person while feeling so supported in everything you do. You can talk about everything with him, from stupid jokes to in-depth life choices, and he will make you feel heard no matter what the subject is. Loving Scott is like breathing- once you start doing it, it becomes such an innate thing that you can't live without it.
Scott is my favorite person!
Scott is so smart and fun to be around!
Everyone needs a Scott in their life.
by suburban-13gend August 24, 2025
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Scott

Scotts are sweet and strong and their hugs feel like coming home. They have eyebrows and eyelashes that you’d be jealous of and a delicious booty. Happy 21st cutie, when I say I love you I don't do it out of habit. I say it to remind you that you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
“Scott” akathe love of my life
by detergentdegenerate November 5, 2020
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Scott

A weirdo with herpes and an unusual attraction to fairies who have sex with dragons
Scott liked to read about fairies shagging dragons whilst telling beautiful girls he has oral herpes
by Jump223 August 15, 2025
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The Scotts

A form of Anal Cancer that's incredibly drawn out and painful lasting 24 years.
I saw my Doctor yesterday and he said I have a terminal case of the Scotts
by DictionaryPete June 13, 2024
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