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2% Milf

When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.
"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.
by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014
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February 2

A pretty neat day when pretty neat people are born
Person 1: you are pretty neat
Person born on February 2nd: thanks
by Iwroteajustebeverfanfic January 30, 2021
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penis 2

bros got penis 2 💀
by penis two March 23, 2022
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2 sex

Instead of getting 1 sex, you instead get 2 sex.

(This achievable by giving your daughter and wife the same name)
Mary I would like to engage in sex. Both your daughter and wife enter the bedroom. You have achieved 2 sex
by Tayne June 14, 2018
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September 2

September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.
Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2
by Mythical god September 1, 2021
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2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.
Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
by 07079 January 21, 2012
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February 2

the day you have to go up to the dumbest boy you now and say the most random word in the intire world

-ana
person 1- canker sore

dumb boy-what

person 1- it’s February 2

dumb boy- ohhhh ham
by tIktOK November 8, 2019
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