When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.
"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.
by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014
Get the 2% Milfmug. by Iwroteajustebeverfanfic January 30, 2021
Get the February 2mug. 
Instead of getting 1 sex, you instead get 2 sex.
(This achievable by giving your daughter and wife the same name)
(This achievable by giving your daughter and wife the same name)
Mary I would like to engage in sex. Both your daughter and wife enter the bedroom. You have achieved 2 sex
by Tayne June 14, 2018
Get the 2 sexmug. by Mythical god September 1, 2021
Get the September 2mug. A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.
Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"
Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
by 07079 January 21, 2012
Get the 2-plankermug. the day you have to go up to the dumbest boy you now and say the most random word in the intire world
-ana
-ana
by tIktOK November 8, 2019
Get the February 2mug.