December 2

The day were everybody skips school

Johnny: did you hear what’s happening on December 2

Timmy: no

Johnny : everyone is skipping school

by Billly_69 October 29, 2019

February 2

A pretty neat day when pretty neat people are born

Person 1: you are pretty neat
Person born on February 2nd: thanks

by Iwroteajustebeverfanfic January 30, 2021

2 centimeters

The size of your di-

You have 2 centimeters.

by AN0NYM0U5_3CH0 February 28, 2021

2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.

Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"

by 07079 January 21, 2012

January 2

Ask out your crush day

“Hay man I kinda wanna ask her out” “no do it on January 2”

by Imaboy69 January 1, 2022

the escapists 2

A game nobody has heard of about escaping prisons made by the developers of golf with your friends,

Jimmy 1: Do you want to play the escapists 2?
Jimmy 73: The Fuck Is A the escapists?

by Random Person On UD December 19, 2021

March 2

The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.

Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?

Friend 2: March 2nd?

Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?

Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.

by JustABystander November 15, 2021