Tard of the Day

when someones so retarded, they dont deserve the 're'
used as an insult to a friend who has done something paricually stupid, or retarded. Two or more people must agree that this person is a retard. They are stuck with this title for the remainder of the day and must hang their heads in 'tarded shame.

Becca: *comes into school wearing odd shoes*
group of scene friends: TARD OF THE DAY
Becca: *hangs head in shame*

by Lips.Like.Morphine May 3, 2007

tard off

To be used as "fuck off" would, but while ALSO calling the person a "tard"

Guy: Hey babay! How you doi–
Girl: Tard off, slob.

by DOI2010 August 19, 2012

fack-tard

a facking retard who drools and its spit is white so it always looks like it has cum dripping from its mouth. it likes to rub against electrically charged penises until a white substance comes out.

you are a facking fack-tard.

by lester fayhee May 22, 2006

techno-tard

A person who is technically challenged.
I.e. cannot use a computer very well
created by Holly Baxter

"How do u send a file?- im such a techno-tard!"

by Holly July 29, 2003

wii-tarded

a person dedicated to playing the Nintendo Wii.

Hey Isiah, you coming over tomorrow?
No! Gotta go a play my Wii
Your so wii-tarded.

by Brittney Sade December 10, 2006

Spem Tard

(singular) is one witch is the same as the original witch can be defined as one who may or not be called a name given to them at birth

(plural) is more than one of the same who can be described as a multipliable copy of the original witch may be able ascertain its own existence when confronted with the original blue print ie.. the name given at birth

Emma Goodall you are the original spem tard

by Spem Tard husband December 30, 2010

e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.

AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.

by GeetSquad May 13, 2010