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2% Milf

When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.
"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.
by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014
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2 sex

Instead of getting 1 sex, you instead get 2 sex.

(This achievable by giving your daughter and wife the same name)
Mary I would like to engage in sex. Both your daughter and wife enter the bedroom. You have achieved 2 sex
by Tayne June 14, 2018
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March 2

The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.
Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?

Friend 2: March 2nd?

Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?

Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.
by JustABystander November 15, 2021
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Buttsex 2

It's the same as buttsex but with extra content
by Sob emoji May 18, 2019
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February 2

A pretty neat day when pretty neat people are born
Person 1: you are pretty neat
Person born on February 2nd: thanks
by Iwroteajustebeverfanfic January 30, 2021
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2 centimeters

The size of your di-
You have 2 centimeters.
by AN0NYM0U5_3CH0 February 28, 2021
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2-1

"Last night Sarah and Esteban decided to go 2-1 with me so I stopped talking them. It's their second time doing this to me."
by Jadadoll August 27, 2015
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