slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

fuller than snot

When your tummy is crazy full and can't possibly take another bite of food

Alli was fuller than snot after she ate at the local Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs April 23, 2018

Love you more than stars in the sky

I love you more than stars in the sky. — A common way old Southen Black people end telephone calls. If you had a mother or a grandmother who kept a rotary phone well into the touch tone phone age; and who finally got a touchstone phone when people were shedding landlines; and she was from the South; then, you have heard this phone ending long distance kiss.
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Even if she was mad at you.

Or you were mad at her.

Racial politics in America being what that have been since reconstruction, life could be uncertain. So old Black people always say I love you a lot at the end of phone conversations — especially long distance phone calls — because they don’t want the last thing that they say to people to be words of anger — especially because at any moment in America, a Black life may not matter.

The saying they used a lot was: Don’t let the sun set on your wrath.

And I’m thinking of you here George Floyd!

Now in the age of emojis the children and grandchildren of these people text ❤️❤️❤️🌟⭐️✨🔥🔥🔥 to each other meaning: Love you more than stars in the sky; and love like fire can always grow the more you feed it.

Happy New Year 2024 and ❤️❤️❤️🌟⭐️✨🔥🔥🔥.

1st friend: Whenever I spoke to Ma or my Grandlady long distance by phone, they both always ended the call by saying: I love you more than stars in the sky.
2nd friend: MINE TOO!!!! Are your people from the South?
1st friend: Yep!!!! Alabama and the Carolinas. Now we text ❤️❤️❤️🌟⭐️✨🔥🔥🔥 to each other meaning almost the same thing but we added our flava to it with the fire. The fire mean: Love like fire grows the more you feed it.
2nd friend: Oh word? That joint is tight!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 31, 2023

girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz

a term used by nerds who have just seen a woman with a gyatt or large breasts.

*a woman walks into a room, in which there is a nerd*

Dang, girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz!

by supalj April 18, 2024

duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 11, 2023

more than words

Basicly just the greatest song ever written by two of the most succsessful and amazing musicians, Gary Cherone and Nuno Bettencourt.

omg! Have you fuckin' heard Extreme's more than words, well I guess you have, 'cause its fuckin' dope!!

by xdax December 3, 2016

eats more than caes

When something is so good, it eats so if something eats more than caeso (a YouTuber) then it eats a lot.

Eg. Wow your oufit eats more than caeso.

by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025