by Kumtukey fly chimken May 20, 2021

An epic gamer is a person who possesses great knowledge of video games.
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam
A: Have you heard about the new Fortnite update?
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...
by BlackWaltz April 20, 2019

Someone who takes high risks or saves someone by taking a high risk. Normally only applies in the gaming area.
by The_most_epic_gamer April 11, 2019

the moto bus is gonna be hectic epic all summer.
hectic epic 125 maaaan
hectic epic joint laced with oil maaan
hectic epic 125 maaaan
hectic epic joint laced with oil maaan
by drywallin tyler April 23, 2010

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.
Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant
Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?
Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?
by Mynoduesp321 October 6, 2023

by Sydam May 3, 2020
