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National Ask out your crush day

Me - Hey Allison, Will you go out with me??
Allison - Omg i was gonna ask you that because it’s national ask out your crush day!!!
by Jeffrey SkirtShit September 29, 2019
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Your dad went to get some milk

When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.
-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...
by Swampert_cool September 25, 2022
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Shut Your Bitch Ass Up (SYBAU)

use for that annoying nigga that is always bothering you ! don't use violence use SYBAU ! but don't use this in a bad situation like when your in trouble and your mom's yelling at you and you whisper under your breath "shut you bitch ass up..." there is a 101% chance you will get slapped . (Warning) Keep Out of hands of children !
Olivia: Ohhh im olivia and i have a weird head and cool bf...
Eugene: Shut Your bitch ass up (SYBAU) !
Olivia: tww non-sense !
by KiDWest May 26, 2010
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National give boy your scrunchie week

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what
Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee
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I don't like the cut of your Jib

In the early 1700's the cut of the jib sail, often signified the nationality of a vessel. The term was being used figureatively by the 1800's to express like, or dislike for someone. So, the 'Cut of one's jib' refers to their general appearance of personality.
Little Jr. Son of a bitch: Hi Mr.
Me: I don't like the cut of your jib.
by Cricket_dakid May 26, 2006
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