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Down south in your mouth

(only for guys) when you stick your hand down the back of your pants, then rub your ballsack. touch the victim or- slap- them in the mouth or face. Then yell "DOWN SOUTH IN YOUR MOUTH!!" no teacher will know what it means.
Colin: oh my god!
Matt:what?
Colin: That ass-hole just did a down south in your mouth to me.
Matt: oh. HA!
by John Lennon iz not me October 1, 2009
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It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.
Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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Don't shit your g-string

A way of telling someone to calm down, or not go crazy.
"So what the Lakers lost, dont shit your g-string about it."
by B-Rash aka "Every Time" December 28, 2003
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Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute

A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.
Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.
by Tawney May 14, 2005
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I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.
If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"
by asshole choker March 26, 2010
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Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!
by Ur Mom October 25, 2004
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Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary

Trying to find a way of showing that you have a big dick without them seeing your dick.
Person A: You better not be looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary again! It's just gonna ypsay you have a big dick!
Person B: Exactly
by Copy the Compcom May 25, 2020
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