Shit bag BUSH!!

When the president of the United States runs our country into the ground!! George Bush is the first example!!

That SHIT BAG BUSH!! I AM SO HAPPY HE IS OUT OF OFFICE!! 2ND TIME IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE...THANKS ALOT!!

by unemplymnt line again February 6, 2009

Texas Shit Ton

The only American metric unit.

The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016

Eat shit and taste it

Normally, used in situations where you want vengeance and not only do you want that person to experience the disgusting act of eating shit. You want the motherfucker to get a taste of the shit to further solidify how you want that person to feel. In a word,”shitty!”

That Motherfucker just took my parking space. He can eat shit and taste it.

by Fresh61 March 15, 2021

Grossip shit hemorrhage

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!

The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!

by Toe tag with a dirty ass May 26, 2021

Up shit creek

A term used when the odds are very much not in your favor.

Attempting to complete a difficult task that just wasn't ment to be.

Mike: Jimmy is in trouble with the feds for pirating that copy of Shrek 2. I heard he's skippin' town.
Andrew: Really? He's way Up shit creek if that's true!

by SirLavish April 23, 2020

Stack Yo Shit

When yu throw up what yu claimin , the hood yu reppin, who yu 6eefin w, allat

Yeo Ralph You Think You A G, Leme hear you stack yo shit.

by Big Mac11 February 15, 2019

shit sandwich breath

When someone opens their mouth to talk, and the smell is so rank, it smells like they ate a shit sandwich. They have shit sandwich breath.

Damn, Alan! Your breath is the worst! Smells like you have shit sandwich breath!

by Auntshel March 9, 2020