mall ninja shit

Crazy ass or stupid knives or weapons that are just ridiculous

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Dude that double sided batman knife is some Mall ninja shit

by B,B,B,BIRD,BIRD,BIRD,THEBIRDIS November 19, 2017

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the dual shit bag

this is when two people it dosent matter the gender.takes their ass and puts it up against the other persons ass.then one of them starts to shit.and shits into the other persons ass.and they keep shitting back and forth in and out each others ass's

last night i could barley do the dual shit bag with my wife.because my shit was so large.

by youg bovice(shaded thoughts) February 24, 2009

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chicken-shit cockhole

Another way of saying YouTube hater expressed by Jonathan Coulton on his blog, referring to the people who were verbally attacking a woman who made a fan video of Still Alive.

Jonathan Coulton "Where’s your thing that you made and put online for everyone to see, you chicken-shit cockhole"?

by snow drift January 11, 2009

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Pile O Shit

A Reference meaning a very large pile of shit.

You haven't flushed your Pile O Shit for a fucking week. Seriously man, wtf.

by UltimateBlitzkrieg October 2, 2007

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Your Fuck is Shit

1. A phrase referring to one's inability to score.
2. Sometimes refers to someone not satisfying a woman.

Dude, your fuck is shit.

by T3h0o8er5pAzZ July 7, 2010

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Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.

Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.

by Hempn March 2, 2010

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