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The Big Uplink

The Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet. Eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Bodies are destined to become obsolete. With The Big Uplink, all physical experience from chidbirth (from both points of view) through death (from a virtually infinite number of points of view) is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god GETS it... as pure intelligence... clear as a memory... because it all is.
We are all begotten sons (and daughters, living and) dying for (that is, here for the acquisition of the experience of) our (own) sins (physical experiences).

What will you bring home?
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The new state senator is a big gazoot
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Big Buna

Bro look at that Big Buna bounce when that girl walks
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Musselburgh Big Mac

A Scottish delicacy created in Musselburgh a Scotch Pie placed Inside a fresh bakers buttered roll and served with brown sauce!
Today whilst in Musselburgh i tried their finest Musselburgh Big Mac
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when you got that half swole swinging dick that look bad bouncin and ready to pounce
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Big G

That female friend you get high as fuck with and have deep conversations until you can’t remember what you’re taking about
Yo big g you tryna blow?
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