wet pineapple flower

a pineapple flower but its not dry but its WET

1: today i ate a wet pineapple flower
2: :why are you even here?

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

Jerry pinger

The art of pinging of one's tits off to the point of pulling the curtains slightly back to check for old bill when your mate moves his foot.

Oi bilson you hear that?

Your off your nut you've gone all jerry pinger on me.

Stick a plate in lets deal with this like we're on the jerry pinger show.

by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025

Q-Ping-Pong

The American political system, where gay men from both major parties passed the keys to each other over the course of several decades, and made it look like they were fighting each other.

We need a new party with a leader who isn't a total fucking clown to emerge so this shitty game of Q-Ping-Pong can end already!

by Publius0987 April 10, 2025

Stinky Pinkle

I’m jokin. It’s a prank.

You just got pranked with a stinky pinkle.

by JBF97 April 25, 2025

Isabella-pinto

A short little Colombian who's obsessed with indian men and indian culture. A little overweight and loud, VERY VERY LOUD! Every time she's in the room, I want to leave and be deported. It's so hard to deal with her—chopped Chopped shit. I would rather be hanged than be anywhere near it slow fat blob that takes up olympic size pools.

Person B: Do you fw with Isabella-pinto
Person A: Fuck no

by Just.NachoH June 8, 2025

Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025

false pineapple

False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.

False Pineapple is my way of life

by kollo July 24, 2025