A practice originating in the Oregon coastal region involving the collection of pine needles in late January, followed by the gathering of wild mushrooms and pine tree sap, which are mashed together into a sappy goop, formed into a ball, and inserted into the anus while sitting beside the ocean to induce an ethereal psychedelic experience.
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Example: During a serious policy debate on healthcare, one side presents a cost analysis. The opponent replies, "We're not doing this. I'm not your ping-pong ball fallacy. I won't keep bouncing this same tired argument back and forth so you can feel like you're playing a game." This reframes a substantive exchange as a trivial volley, attempting to unilaterally declare the topic beneath consideration.
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“Stop overanalyzing your diet—just eat clean and hit your macros, run the damn ball.”
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