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zombie

1. A person who lacks originality and just goes with the flow of society.

2. A person who has no mind of his/her owned and is controlled like a robot by the music they listen to or the people around this, henceforth making them the walking dead.

3. Usually dredheads, n00bs, emo kids, gang members, frat kids or any other group of kids who lose their personality or self-image to fit into a sub-culture.
SYMPTOMS AND CHARACTERISTICS
(Various phases of the Zombie Virus that plagues the Southeastern region of the United States) :

*looped chantings (ay ayyy ayyyyy)
*slurred speech (whu hannen shawty/cuh?)
*doing disturbing snapping/dancing/walking rituals often done in large groups or circles (doing the lean wit it rock wit it)
*the "all of a sudden" urge to be a rapper
*spooky (easily made music, using fruity loops) looped music with hi-hats and tons of snapping
*walking in a zombie-like way
*often wearing jewelry in the mouth
*twisting of the dreaded/un-dreaded hair
*obsessions with shooting in the air for no reason
*loss of proper grammar
*lack of reasoning
*high usage of abbreviations (TCB, GYP, GLK, WMG)
*high usage of marijuana
*often making branched cults called, Clicks/Cliques/Mobbs
*lack of self control

WARNING:
This zombie sickness is highly contagious is there is lack of originality
THE CURE:
Being yourself

- The Krisis
by D. Phyna July 20, 2008
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Zombie Deaver

A zombie off of the 1978 movie "Dawn Of The Dead" who made a whooo sound when he was shot in the head, just like the Chris Deaver, who is a kid in our ROTC program here in Battle Ground Washington.
by Mr. Fear March 28, 2005
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Zombie Fart

A fart that someone smells and they make a "uuuuuuhhhggggg" screeching zombie noise.
Watch out Tommy" "uuuuuuhhhggggg" "dude, i think he is dead." "Nope, I just zombie farted him.
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Zombie

While engaged in sexual congress from the piercing tiger position, the gentleman extricates his member before climax and expectorates on the woman's posterior. Upon believing his work to be done, she turns around, at which point he ejaculates into her eyes, causing her to stagger around like a zombie, a la George A. Romero.
Upon arriving at the emergency room, Sally was quite embarassed to explain that her torn ligament resulted from being on the receiving end of the Zombie and then tripping over a footstool.
by Icy Mike February 7, 2005
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skate zombie

A person who skateboards. In the 80s and early 90s it was a skate rat.
I think it would be funny if that little skate zombie flying down the road gets speed wabbles and busts his ass on the pavement
by random person March 14, 2005
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zombiefantazzlerazzle

zombiefantazzlerazzle

(1) adj. Synonymous with 'awsome', but usually carrying a more gory connotation.
"Dude, that movie was so zombiefantazzlerazzle, like when that guy got his head chopped off!"
by DarkHalf129 September 30, 2006
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