I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

your mom

lil bitch who suck my dick every day XDDDDD

I banged your mom yesterday. pleb XDDDD

by Tonnyz May 9, 2018

Your Mom

The person I fucked last night

I fucked your mom

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019

Your mom

10 percent of earths mass

When your mom went on a diet, she ended world hunger,

by Chickenmcnugget6 October 8, 2021

Your Mom

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit

by SirCentipede November 1, 2022

Your mom

Gay

“What is gay?”
“Your mom.”

by Laffter July 8, 2018

Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024