Whale

A word commonly used to define an obese person. Commonly a woman and/or a feminist.

There’s this big whale who keeps lying about me.

by MantisWarrior June 27, 2018

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by DIXIESTICK March 5, 2019

humpback whale lover

someone who no one likes at all! the humpback whale humper is annoying and no one will Humpback this person becuz of his/her looks and smell

(a horney person with no one to have sex with) wants something to hump him/her back

guy1wow look at that guy other there

guy2 yeah it looks like he is trying to hard

guy3 what a humpback whale lover

by maggie pain March 21, 2010

Beached Whale

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.

"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."

by tboners January 4, 2012

Beached Whale

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.

"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."

by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017

White Whale

When a female can squirt she is known as a white whale.

Omg I heard Madison is a total white whale!

by Gingerwithspice October 13, 2021

The White Whale

An an act in which while the girl is laying down you bust a nit in her mouth then proceed to drop kick her so is shoots out of her similiar to a whale blowing out of its blow hole.

The fat bitch was getting out of hand so i had to perform the white whale.

by muhammed the 7th July 28, 2006