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2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"
1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"
2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"
1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"
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by Sentient Parrots March 18, 2016
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"Hey, you wanna watch the game tonight?"
"No, I'm meeting my blind date tomorrow. She's a college girl. I don't want to seem stupid or uncool, so I'm going to do a bunch of Random Urban tonight to brush up on my hip lingo."
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by Beeg Yoshi August 5, 2017
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