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ur mate straight

A insult so bad it can cause anything to instantly do the worse thing it can do, like explode real bad or something.
1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur grandpap a trap
1: ur sisters a mister
2: ur brother a mother
1: ur mate straight
*The large hadron collider creates a black hole and swallows everything*
by s t a r May 13, 2018
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Ur class eats ass

The most devastating phrase in the history of mankind. A reference to "class", the fifth taxonomic rank.
Me: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Me: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur sister a mister
Me: Ur grandpap a trap
You: Ur genus sucks penis
Me: Ur class eats ass
by Thatnigerianprince69 May 14, 2018
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ur mommy normie

The ultimate and worst insult. Even worse than "ur brother a mother". This insult can hurt your opponent's feelings forever, even if a full minute has passed since it was said.
"Women are the superior gender."
"Do you have any evidence to back up your claim? I mean, Marie Curie was great and all, but..."
"Shut up, sexist pig! You men are all the same! Hillary Clinton should've won the elections! Women must be treated equally!"
"Ur mommy normie."
by LilPizza March 24, 2018
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ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult
Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion
by yoink_ May 15, 2018
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Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

In correlation with "ur mom gay" targets weebs. Makes then regret being born
Weeb: *insert anime girls name* is my waifu

Me: Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

Weeb: *goes back in time to when his parents did it. Weebs mom gets mindcontroled to take a birth pill and prevents weebs birth*

Weeb then does not exist and disappears in a poof of smoke
by Memeskeepmealive24/7 May 16, 2018
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ur mans pans

on the same level as ur granpap a trap but worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined
josef: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian lol
jennifer: ur mans pans

josefs head explodes and his heart is sent to the the sun and burns
by rtyuiopoiuygfdfvbnjkoiu May 16, 2018
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ur ancestors incestors

The term only used by Kings of the afterlife
Joel:uR mom gay lol
Jon:no u
Joel:no u
Jon:ur ancestors incestors
Joel:Disinegrates and is granted the ability to never die but feel pain and is thrown inside a valcano by Satan himself while Jon is being crowned the new king of hell*
by JONBIGNXGGA April 12, 2018
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