Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021

TAP

Tits, Ass, & Pussy

Abbreviation used when you can't use the words in a public forum, especially online.

Man, I typed "backdoor entry" into Google and got a bunch of TAP. It was hot!

by hooverit June 21, 2012

Tap

A salutation used only to address a fellow of Sandyford Farms.

Now then young Tap.

by Top Tap September 30, 2019

TAP

Trus Associated Press

"Growing news column started 2022 for the purpose of replying boldly to subtle shade"

Checkout the new article in the TAP in order to get facts that the other guys can't reveal.

by Goldbricks March 9, 2022

Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021

Drying the tap

The action of using toilet paper to wipe off the remaining drops of piss coming out of your dick after a long, hard leak.

"Hey have you finished pissing yet? I can't hear anymore drops". "Yeah man i'll be out any second, just drying the tap".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Tapping into

To have sex with someone -- generally male about female

Guy to his friend: Dude, are you tapping into that?

by Taleteller March 28, 2012