paint job

A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.

"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"

by Obv troll is obvious April 11, 2021

splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.

That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.

by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020

rage painting

When ever you're very mad at anything in particular. So you decide to rage paint. You blast your favorite music at full volume and just let your hands, brush, or anything else you paint with do the work for you.

The best painting I've ever done was a rage painting. I just rage painted, you want to see it?

by CoopIV February 11, 2021

Wet Ass Painting

I used too much water for my painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.

by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021

Glitter Paint

Paint that gets you high while you're working on your goddamn science fair project.

Effects include uncontrollable laughter.

Oh man where's the glitter paint?

Right here bro.

by Coxinmybutt September 25, 2017

paint

A type of British beverage to get at a pub

Yo mate get me a pint of paint

by Jesusisgayforu September 5, 2021

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022