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paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
by QuacksO January 28, 2025
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Freak in the paint

by Nibbanutts January 28, 2021
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Train paint

When your skin is so black it looks like train paint.
My 23&me results concluded that I’m .02% sub Saharan African, so my new Knick name is train paint.
by O8er December 18, 2020
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Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about
Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"
by TheMocker January 16, 2025
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paint hole

the use of a larger container to catch paintballs fired from a paintball marker so as not to mess up the house.
holy crap thats a nice paint hole, butthe hallway loks prety good
by Macgyver_w November 19, 2007
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painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.
by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019
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Tribal Face Paint

When someone on their period sits on your face.
“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”
by Furphobic November 23, 2023
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