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Brown Ninja

LEGO™ Man: “Hey have you heard that the Brown Ninja sacrificed Kai to Satan?”

LEGO™ Man 2: “Yeah, sadly they didn't get along since Brown Ninja was a god.”
by PseudonymDefinitionPleaseOrDie September 14, 2019
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matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility
Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!
by meganoshua June 8, 2011
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carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011
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salad ninja

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!
I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!
by RunLacey December 6, 2015
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Ninja snowball

When you collect your fart in your cupped hand and throw it like a snowball in the general direction of anybody unexpecting it.
Rob's spaghetti O's looked kind of bland so when he turned his head I spiced them up with a ninja snowball.
by Stinky Brownthumb July 15, 2018
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ninja-bitchy

This is a word to describe how girls are fake, dishonest and evil to each other by doing sly, under the radar things to one another i.e. passing mean unsigned notes, sending rude texts, tagging things on bathroom walls, spreading rumors, leaving people out..you know bitchy like a mean girl, quiet and sneaky like a ninja.
As opposed to being a cool chick.

Related to the noun, ninja-bitch

"Uhhgg she is such a ninja-bitch, I know she's the one doing it."

"Stop being soo ninja-bitchy, just say what you need to say to my face."

"We should totally 'accidentally' go spill our drink on her...Well maybe not, may be that's a little too ninja-bitchy"
by Worksinaschool girl February 9, 2010
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inner ninja

Someone who doesn't sweat, fears, bleeds, or sheds tears in the face of adversity.
"– Man, that was dope!
– You think?
– What're you, like, a third degree black belt?
– Actually, I'm not even in karate but I've found... my inner ninja!"

See. "My inner ninja" song by Classified.
by ChickaBOM February 10, 2014
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