Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.
Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.
by honestlyhonesty August 04, 2017
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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 09, 2024
An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.
Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.
by Hansel San November 30, 2017
Jamie - "Geez thats a nice painting there" *admires*
Curator - "Yes indeed sir, it is in fact the Mona Lisa"
Jamie - "Whoever must of done, must of been super pro"
Curator - "Yes indeed sir, it is in fact the Mona Lisa"
Jamie - "Whoever must of done, must of been super pro"
by randomnobody2nobody October 18, 2010
A vastly misunderstood definition. People who have actually taken middle school biology and passed the embryology unit. People who can name the seven characteristics of any living thing. Lastly, people who have enough common sense to apply that knowledge to real life observations.
Protestor: my body my choice!
Pro-lifer: the baby’s body is not your body. *points to your local library* go read a biology textbook bandwagoner.
Pro-lifer: the baby’s body is not your body. *points to your local library* go read a biology textbook bandwagoner.
by stellar_mushroom July 20, 2022
saying you’re pro-life means you hate yourself so much you wish you weren’t born, but as a revenge you force other people to be born so they can suffer as much as you do.
„I don’t care about the babies being born I just want revenge because I feel so stupid“
pro-life = suffering
pro-life = suffering
by dobbys_socken January 23, 2024
The way to say to Democrats that think its ok to kill human lives!
Also the way of getting yourself closer to God and believing in Him.
Also the way of getting yourself closer to God and believing in Him.
Mike-"Hi i'm Mike, I'm pro-life and like America."
Crazy Democrat-" Well that is the most racist thing I've ever heard"
Mike-" Ok, go burn in Hell and see the wrath of God!"
Crazy Democrat-" This country sucks fuck you!"
Mike-" Then move out of the fucking country!"
Crazy Democrat-" Well that is the most racist thing I've ever heard"
Mike-" Ok, go burn in Hell and see the wrath of God!"
Crazy Democrat-" This country sucks fuck you!"
Mike-" Then move out of the fucking country!"
by YOUR MOMS A GUY July 15, 2022