sponge monkey

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

by Vicious1988 March 08, 2004

monkey kiss

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.

Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
Guy: Hehe...

by A-Master Dizzle March 12, 2008

Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!

by Samick Downunder August 08, 2005

monkey chick

Female that enjoys/craves wild uninhibited sex, and/or actions and sounds during sex that the observer would consider to be imitating a monkey.

"Me Tarzan, you Cheeta!" =0P (...if Tarzan had a thing for monkey chicks or female monkies)

"Duuude, when we were getting it on she turned into a real monkey chick!"

by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004

Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game

okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey

by tairock October 28, 2020

Monkey Split

Female Genitalia

Her monkey split was very tight.

by mrme562 March 04, 2009

dunky monkey

A white boy who is extremely talented at basketball yet very humble. SO humble that the only person who can brag about him is his girlfriend. A guy who can do all different types of dunks and is one of the top shooters in the state. A guy who has a very promising future.

That dunky monkey on the court is so hot!

by dukeshortie93 September 26, 2011