When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions
by dunnyjake October 03, 2011
Me: you look nice today
Them: you don't, have you ever heard of a hair brush
Me: ugh you are being a dick
Them: you don't, have you ever heard of a hair brush
Me: ugh you are being a dick
by Boi_itsmendes July 13, 2019
by jshimmy January 24, 2006
when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter
by chris ball lover rickert November 03, 2011
by tttruck February 19, 2005
Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.
A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.
The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.
If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.
A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.
The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.
If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.
by Romeo D'Casanova May 13, 2011
A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.
The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.
The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.
Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows
by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009