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Covid Charlie

A person who lacks any awareness of germs whatsoever. They go to work sick, wipe their nose on the back of their hand, blow their nose on their clothing, just run there hands under cool water (instead of using soap) after using the toilet, and have never washed their Covid mask.
Look at that Covid Charlie grabs his face mask, from under his pile of McDonald’s bags on the floor of his car, to go into the grocery store.

Covid Charlie showed up to work today sick. Says it’s just allergies.
by YubNub83 November 14, 2020
mugGet the Covid Charliemug.

Covid Rich

The day you receive your quarantine check from the government.
Dude let's have a party tonight I am Covid Rich. I aint gonna pay my rent but we can drink a lot booze and smoke a lot of tree with the money Uncle Sam sent me today.
by Rough writer June 17, 2020
mugGet the Covid Richmug.

covidity

grandpa is scared about how much covidity there is in europe
by scxo March 5, 2022
mugGet the coviditymug.

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.
Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman October 18, 2020
mugGet the Covid jumpingmug.

Covid Casualty

Covid Casualty. Something you dearly loved or enjoyed doing before Covid. Whether it is watching all sorts of sports, reading, enjoy being around people, going out to dinner, traveling.
EX: Dude, are going to watch every game of March Madness? No, I don't watch any of the games anymore. It's a my Covid Casualty.
by Norman1973 March 17, 2022
mugGet the Covid Casualtymug.

Covid-shot

When you don't tell a bitch you have covid and you cum in her throat
Covid-shot
"oh man, I gave her that covid-shot last night and it nocked her out"
by Pa56srt123 November 16, 2021
mugGet the Covid-shotmug.

Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

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