Mary Calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you'll see how shitty they are and how manipulative they can be. They will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. You don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. And every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it's a lie. They say they’ll get better. Bullshit. More lies.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
by MilkedYaMum January 31, 2018
n. A last hope of salvation from a dreadful end. Originally a last-minute reprieve from an execution but now a generic term.
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The election Tuesday may ruin America no matter who wins.
Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.
And just who would the "governor" be in this case?
I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.
Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.
And just who would the "governor" be in this case?
I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.
by gnostic3 November 06, 2016
Whenever I hear "whale call," I think of "booty call." So a whale call is a booty call... for fat people. BOOM!
Juan: Yo man, had a whale call last night!
Pedro: Dude, didn't know you like fat chicks!
Juan: Well I'm fat, too. And I like my girls with some curves!
Pedro: Dude, didn't know you like fat chicks!
Juan: Well I'm fat, too. And I like my girls with some curves!
by SuperFreak15616351 June 26, 2013
Is when you yell out the names of all the people in the bar you've slept with just to see all of their eyes on you at once
by LadyPain January 13, 2015
When a sports official makes a really bad call that essentially guarantees a win for one team or player, then the tries to make up for it by making an insignificant ruling in favor of the team or player screwed over by the first call. The make-up call is the "vaseline" call because it's meant to lubricate the figurative anal rape of the first call to make it hurt a little less.
The refs in the 2/28/06 FL State - Duke basketball game had instructions to ensure a Seminole win, but at least they gave Duke a vaseline call near the end of the game.
by ghetto blaster October 12, 2006
Tanner: So dude, what did you do this weekend?
JP: Worked and played some call of duty.
Tanner: Why the fuck would you play that game?
JP: No, no dumbass i played CALL of DUTY
Tanner: Ohhhhh duuude nice
JP: Worked and played some call of duty.
Tanner: Why the fuck would you play that game?
JP: No, no dumbass i played CALL of DUTY
Tanner: Ohhhhh duuude nice
by Balls to the Wall March 03, 2008
Guy 1: Dude are you gonna call dibs on Abby? You guys have been together for like 6 years.
Guy 2: Not right now, but maybe after I graduate college.
Guy 1: You’ve been together forever, you might as well, but ok.
Guy 2: Not right now, but maybe after I graduate college.
Guy 1: You’ve been together forever, you might as well, but ok.
by skittythecute March 16, 2020