Tanking

When its a race to get to the bathroom after your stomach has been hurting so bad and taking the biggest shit possible.

Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....

by Mark-Shadows October 31, 2009

Tanking

To do a headstand with your head in a toilet bowl. A variant of Planking.

Oh god, I went in the bathroom and John was tanking in the Urinal !!!

by Bama-lama-ding-dong October 18, 2016

Tanking

The action of holding two beers in one hand.

Every time I see Webb he's tanking

by Willt987 March 23, 2015

Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark Tank

A literal shark tank, in the second James Bond book that Ian Fleming wrote -- "Live and Let Die", published in 1954. (I don't know if it's in the movie, which I never saw, but I know it's quite different from the book.)

Throw that Limey spy in the shark tank!

by Jonas_S August 30, 2020

Tessa the tank engine

A big bitch (jk i love you cody)

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"

by you got high with me enin February 15, 2023