Ashley brought her boyfriend over to meet the family. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he wouldn't look me in the eye. It was awkward, so I got out my phone and began awkward texting.
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Started by someone on the website My Life Is Average it has had some interesting consequences.
Started by someone on the website My Life Is Average it has had some interesting consequences.
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When a golfer (I suppose it must be a male player) doesn't hit their tee shot past the women's tees. As a consequence, the golfer must play the remaining hole with his 'wang' hanging out of his unzipped pants.
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Joe is such a textard, every time i text him, he takes forever to send a reply.
Jill had a textard moment when she sent a picture of her bare ass to her dad instead of her boyfriend.
Jill had a textard moment when she sent a picture of her bare ass to her dad instead of her boyfriend.
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While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.
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Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!
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