Tess

The most random person ever. Resides in NJ, but usually in own world. AKA: "That insane bisexual", "The Super-Gypsy", "Commie-face", and/or "What the hell, Tess". She has her own group on facebook, entitled, "What the hell, Tess." This is based on the same phrase, which is usually uttered around 20 times per day.

1.In religion class, Tess once doodled a flip book of the entire "Creation" scene from Monty Python's "The meaning of life."

2. Tess is notorious for her "that's what SHE said" moments, usually in class or in front of Mr. Cash.

3. For a class called College Guidance, Tess once filled out a form for "possible career choices" with the following options:

Fighter pilot, opera singer, rock star, Russian Spy/History Professor, purple, rich, or Keith Richards. Needless to say, she got top grades.

4. Finally, Tess has an amoeba named Juan, whom she met in Mexico. How many other people that you know can say THAT?

by Campaign for Tess/Stewie Griffin '08 January 14, 2008

Tessel

A sassy rat, who lives in the garbage chute and comes out at night ratatattatattata

Tessa Schiller was acting like a Tessel when she took a dump on Sydney Portolese's door.

by Rafikki Ratz October 13, 2011

Stupid Tess

A redundant term, simply meaning 'Tess' or referring to Tess.

'There's Stupid Tess again.'
'Stupid Tess is so stupid.'

by StupidTess October 18, 2008

The finger test

The act of sticking 2 fingers in a womens vagina and pulling them out to smell. If it smells dirty your dick dont care shove it in. if it smells clean go ahead and eat it(:

1.) The first time you go down on a girl.
2.) Going down on someone's mom.
3.) going down on any girl over the age of 25. "The finger test"

by Hailoveyou. January 8, 2012

blanket test

It's a test which you put your significant other to so you can find out if he/she is your soulmate.
When she(rarely "he") talks to you about something rather boring (pretend to) fall asleep.If she(/he) instead of getting mad covers you up with a blanket and lets you sleep then you know it's your soulmate.

blanket test

by Fane Tractoristul May 23, 2009

Tessa Holland

Tom Holland’s dog who is actually pretty ugly tbh

Person 1: have you seen Tom Holland’s dog Tessa Holland?
Person 2: yeah she’s kinda ugly

by baddieb2003 June 30, 2020