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Taking a jesse

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole
by Used goon rag dried up February 6, 2022
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Talking Larry

A bird which repeats what you say + is an alpha male
that bird repeats after me,so Talking Larry
by Yes it is a lot better February 15, 2022
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A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.
I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.
by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022
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A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.
I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.
by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022
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Tacking

Over the clothes anal toe-fucking.
It's not gay if she is tacking you.

Damn, dude, she really tacked me last night. No homo?
by TackMaster May 1, 2022
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Taking the L

Putting an L on your head using your hand and dancing from side to side, popularized by an emote in the game Fortnite. It's a good way to show that you have no friends.
Person 1: *does the L*
Person 2: Why are you Taking the L? *walks away* *one friend lost*
by marioisthebest June 30, 2022
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talking bollocks

1. Lying

2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.

3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.

2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.

3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
by derangedvet August 24, 2022
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