Work-Stories... , that Patrick
is only doing that so he has a story to tell in work...
Patrick, let's all have a jaegerbomb
is only doing that so he has a story to tell in work...
Patrick, let's all have a jaegerbomb
by Br33zy81 November 13, 2021

sex story pt 5!!
he groans and pushes me down aggressively. 'i can't wait anymore baby, i need you right fucking now' he whimpers desperately as he straddles over my chest and fucks my mouth for a second to get his cock wet, comes back down and slides himself into me. 'fuck baby, i've missed being inside you so bad' he tells me as he adjusts his knees to support my thighs as we look into each other's eyes in missionary. he starts to thrust into me, yell-moaning my name, and i'm screaming in pleasure as his cocks rams against my cervix (in a good way), biting the back of my hand and holding back tears. i wrap one of my arms around his warm body and reach down to grab his ass with the other. i feel his breathing speed up with me as he feels my body up. he suddenly comes to a stop and reaches down to rub my clit a little so he doesn't cum, right as i was about to cum, too.
he looks into my eyes with his eyebrows slanted down, his lip tucked under his teeth and the eyes of a doe. he smirks, pulls out and i scoot back onto the clean, dry blanket and towels i had prepared before leaving. i get on my tummy and for a second he's entranced by my petite yet, in his words 'perfectly shaped' ass. he gives it a good smack before mounting me again but from behind and thrusting his entire length in and out of me, moaning my name louder than ever. 'i love the way your tight little pussy feels' he tells me through his moans, thrusting harder to every word, speeding up.
he groans and pushes me down aggressively. 'i can't wait anymore baby, i need you right fucking now' he whimpers desperately as he straddles over my chest and fucks my mouth for a second to get his cock wet, comes back down and slides himself into me. 'fuck baby, i've missed being inside you so bad' he tells me as he adjusts his knees to support my thighs as we look into each other's eyes in missionary. he starts to thrust into me, yell-moaning my name, and i'm screaming in pleasure as his cocks rams against my cervix (in a good way), biting the back of my hand and holding back tears. i wrap one of my arms around his warm body and reach down to grab his ass with the other. i feel his breathing speed up with me as he feels my body up. he suddenly comes to a stop and reaches down to rub my clit a little so he doesn't cum, right as i was about to cum, too.
he looks into my eyes with his eyebrows slanted down, his lip tucked under his teeth and the eyes of a doe. he smirks, pulls out and i scoot back onto the clean, dry blanket and towels i had prepared before leaving. i get on my tummy and for a second he's entranced by my petite yet, in his words 'perfectly shaped' ass. he gives it a good smack before mounting me again but from behind and thrusting his entire length in and out of me, moaning my name louder than ever. 'i love the way your tight little pussy feels' he tells me through his moans, thrusting harder to every word, speeding up.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024

a set of words that has a plot,setting,rising action and downfall. It is enjoyed by people but not written in urban dictionary enough in my ops so here
It was a dark and treacherous night and scout was walking away from the small camp his team set up for the night. It was snowy so he thought his footprints would be a good way to trace him if anything bad ever were to happen. He held his lantern out and saw a second set of foot prints protruding. They looked like boots appon closer inspection. He was afraid it was an blue pyro but brushed it off. He followed them to a frozen over creek and into the woods. about 2 miles in he found pyro up a tree being tormented by a raccoon with his flame thrower put out by the snow. Scout grabbed a stick and swung at the raccoon to ward it off. "beat it" he said as he violently flailed the stick. He went up the tree to help pyro down. ''what were you doing up a tree, mumbles," scout said jokingly. Pyro clung to scout and mumbled something almost inaudible. Scout couldn't understand, but felt deep inside it was special to him. Pyro got his flame thrower and hefted it up. Then they both retraced their footprints and got back to camp. scout then invited pyro over to read comics and hang out.
then they lived happily ever after
the end
(also my cat stepped on my keyboard for the tags)
a long enjoyable story ig
then they lived happily ever after
the end
(also my cat stepped on my keyboard for the tags)
a long enjoyable story ig
by raybeez February 11, 2022

Is a lie. The language isn't losing it's meaning you're just ignoring thing information that translate to your story being wrong.
Hym "And even that isn't entirely accurate because you didn't quite ignore it, you read it, understood that you were wrong, and then cried like a bitch because you are that. And now you're trying to make a point about a crime I did not commit. And I didn't make any echo chamber for myself. You are doing this TO me. I'm not ever doing the incest ritual Jordan and I kill someone's kid if you don't pay for my work. The story is fiction and it's used to cover us what actually happened."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

by ilovebooksalot June 16, 2011

(TRUE STORY - MY STORY - PLEASE DO NOT TAKE)
me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"
so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.
in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.
so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"
so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.
in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.
so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
Selenawasdatingbenny andme andtraviswho weren't officially together. we decided to tell the boys about this, and they were ISSED. travistriednot rlly to show it but I could tell he was mad. they told us that Kanye was telling them bad stuff about us to try to get them to not be together with us. so we started planning for revenge but we got a text from benny saying that theyre fighting.
there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.
Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating
the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.
so thats my story time!
xx
there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.
Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating
the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.
so thats my story time!
xx
by jacobelordisrealwife February 4, 2024

Hope this sex story makes you horny ;)
It was a cold winter's night, Kyla was home alone, as her parents went on a cruise, and she was feeling horny. Without any hesitation she went on to text her boyfriend - Aaron to come over. Little did he know she was going to be waiting for him in her red, lacy lingerie.
She waited there on her sofa for the door bell to ring. After Aaron rung the door bell she skipped to the door, with a playful look in her eyes she dragged him inside and started making out with him as they went to her room.
She jumped onto him wrapping her legs around his torso passionately kissing him. Once they got to her room she started to take of his shirt, playfully caressing his six pack abs. She then finally began the moment we've all been waiting for she carefully rubbed on his already hard 9' inch making him even more eager to fuck her.
After teasing him she undid his trousers/pants and revealed the boner sticking out through his boxers. She got straight to the point took off his boxers and immediately gave him a handjob making his dick more erect than before. Without any hesitation she sucked all 9 inches of his cock dry making him groan at the feeling of her pleasing him.
Aaron then got up unhooked Kyla's red, lacey bra and started sucking on her 36DD breasts, making her throbbing pussy even wetter; he pushed her on the bed and started kissing her from head to toe.
It was a cold winter's night, Kyla was home alone, as her parents went on a cruise, and she was feeling horny. Without any hesitation she went on to text her boyfriend - Aaron to come over. Little did he know she was going to be waiting for him in her red, lacy lingerie.
She waited there on her sofa for the door bell to ring. After Aaron rung the door bell she skipped to the door, with a playful look in her eyes she dragged him inside and started making out with him as they went to her room.
She jumped onto him wrapping her legs around his torso passionately kissing him. Once they got to her room she started to take of his shirt, playfully caressing his six pack abs. She then finally began the moment we've all been waiting for she carefully rubbed on his already hard 9' inch making him even more eager to fuck her.
After teasing him she undid his trousers/pants and revealed the boner sticking out through his boxers. She got straight to the point took off his boxers and immediately gave him a handjob making his dick more erect than before. Without any hesitation she sucked all 9 inches of his cock dry making him groan at the feeling of her pleasing him.
Aaron then got up unhooked Kyla's red, lacey bra and started sucking on her 36DD breasts, making her throbbing pussy even wetter; he pushed her on the bed and started kissing her from head to toe.
by anonymoususer345678 April 2, 2024
