Potentially a stalking victim being guised as the perpetrator through a dreamt up projection fallacy.
Exhibit A:
Definition of Family Stalker (i.e. Male Family Stalker):
Gets excited when stalker shows up with a party invite. Stares into the stalkers soul with a side-cocked open smirk;
Obsesses about how much of a stalker the stalker is to stalker's friends, but in the next breath askes genuinely if he's gay in a tone of desperation followed by a superfulous explanation.
Complains about how fat his stalker is despite only a BMI 20 vs BMI 17.5 separation. Stalker goes on an eating binge with another bro. Sees stalker got a bulkier chest and handles the next day. Grabs and pinches them in excitement.
Complains about Stalker having a 10 second job interview in his mother's kitchen. Tells everyone the stalker is in love with his mother.
Says his stalker is obsessed with his older sister over Xbox clan chat but that the stalker convinced him he's over his alleged prey. Then bragged about how he could get a little suckie suckie action out of his stalker because the stalker supposedly liked a sibling of his.
Allegeror writes that he loves his stalker on the jungle gym 400m up the road from his domicile.
Older sister finds out and shows the stalker. Allegeror paints over that section of jungle gym with his parents outdoor gutter paint.
Exhibit A:
Definition of Family Stalker (i.e. Male Family Stalker):
Gets excited when stalker shows up with a party invite. Stares into the stalkers soul with a side-cocked open smirk;
Obsesses about how much of a stalker the stalker is to stalker's friends, but in the next breath askes genuinely if he's gay in a tone of desperation followed by a superfulous explanation.
Complains about how fat his stalker is despite only a BMI 20 vs BMI 17.5 separation. Stalker goes on an eating binge with another bro. Sees stalker got a bulkier chest and handles the next day. Grabs and pinches them in excitement.
Complains about Stalker having a 10 second job interview in his mother's kitchen. Tells everyone the stalker is in love with his mother.
Says his stalker is obsessed with his older sister over Xbox clan chat but that the stalker convinced him he's over his alleged prey. Then bragged about how he could get a little suckie suckie action out of his stalker because the stalker supposedly liked a sibling of his.
Allegeror writes that he loves his stalker on the jungle gym 400m up the road from his domicile.
Older sister finds out and shows the stalker. Allegeror paints over that section of jungle gym with his parents outdoor gutter paint.
That guy stalks my entire family. My older sister stopped going to Youth because of him!
Context: Older sister cannot go. Has posessive boyfriend. Does not tell the alleged stalker's friends.
Context: Older sister cannot go. Has posessive boyfriend. Does not tell the alleged stalker's friends.
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