my space match

to have an argument with someone you have never met through a common friends my space page.

I sent my buddy a message on my space and his crazy ex thinks she has to comment on it, so now the my space match is on. Current score 3-2

by boxin bitch May 23, 2009

Office Space Invader

Anyone at work who has no respect for your office space, usually a co-worker, who will "invade" your cubicle or any other office space without permission to "borrow" office supplies that they themselves have run out of, or they just want to snoop and say that they're looking for something that they've lost.

Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.

Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"

Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"

Troy: "Well, did you find it?"

Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."

Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"

by Jachzehn July 25, 2010

redneck spare tire

a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.

-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-

by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013

Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.

1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"

by jbszee October 26, 2015

bath spaff

When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.

"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"

by SoapMeUp November 25, 2015

russian space station

A Russian Space Station is the act of 4 or more men simultaneously docking and walking in a circle, creating the effect of a space station

Thats the last time Tony and i agree to a Russian Space Station, we still aren't talking.

by muhahapuh June 5, 2017

butt safe

A place to store your contraband; keistering

John’s butt safe held both a fart and a cocaine filled condom

by Kata Stroff June 7, 2018