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stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks
by TeraMenno April 25, 2016
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Sock-Face

a person who has a sock face
hey "sock-face" how are you t'day
by sockface007 October 16, 2013
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Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.
Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."
by VonZee July 14, 2023
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Sock Boi

sock boi is a kewl dewd😎😎😎 he has hair like a sock and has wAcKy biology! (he has bone under his hair)
Isn't Sock Boi a cool dude?!?!
by Rivvet November 3, 2021
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Lucky sock

To lucky sock, one must talk to someone else for, at least, a little bit too long about something very obscure or particular that clearly the other person shares zero interest in.
It is important that the person being lucky socked on has zero interest, as opposed to having a disdain for the topic.
The amount of time is also crucial. A simple sentence is not enough. It must be enough time to make the person being lucky socked on uncomfortable.

One more crucial part of lucky socking is that the topic is somewhat lame and obscure. It is not lucky socking if the topic is about something society deems to be cool.

It can be be used as "lucky sock," "lucky socked," or "lucky socking."
Ex 1) The weird kid in the cafeteria lucky socked on me about his pog collection. He spoke to me for 20 minutes and all I could say was "cool."

Ex 2) I would tell you all about my love for Antiques Roadshow on PBS, but I figured you would not care at all so I will not lucky sock on you about it.

Ex 3) Person 1- I hope I didn't just lucky sock on you about my sex life.
Person 2- No you didn't. You simply just bragged, asshole.
by Grapefruit17 July 6, 2022
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Boomerang Sock

When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.
"I've used this sock so many times its turned into a boomerang sock"
by DixiesNormous February 21, 2020
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Sock Liam

Means to eat Liam’s head off and continue to take a hokey stick and shove it up his decapitated nose hole
Liam prepare your self for the sock liam
by Dooley boiii January 23, 2022
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