sock in a Juicebox

Reconstituting a man’s masturbation sock and drinking the issue like a juice box.

Kelly was so thirsty she went after it like a sock in a juicebox

by RGibby June 19, 2023

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Hobo Socks

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.

Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"

by ProTip September 8, 2011

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fat sock

To hide one’s secret stack of goodies, be that sweeties or illicit narcotics.. usually used in prison terminology as a person who holds out on his/ her cell mate or other persons incarcerated

Ere mate... that Cockwomble has been fatsocking all of us.. he has hidden his weed n’ baccy down his socks.. a proper Fat Sock

by Bigger Cockwomble August 19, 2020

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Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.

How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.

by Ezpeezy April 13, 2020

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The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

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