Scotch Egg Dick

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.

Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!

by Tacotrex April 30, 2012

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Scotch on the rocks

When someone urinates on a man's testicles.

I was at Alfie's last night, and Harry gave me a lovely scotch on the rocks before bed

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by Hitkitty1988 July 27, 2016

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Snatch gas is another way to say queef,pussy fart etc, it happens when trapped air escapes the vagina

Hey what's up with all this snatch gas.
I liked her but she had horrible snatch gas

by tiny jim September 17, 2016

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to quickly take something from someone or something without warning

by dedededededgrh November 15, 2018

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A whored out pussy that is engulfed with various STDs including, but not limited to, the clap, the herps, raging gonorrhea, etc.

"Dude I fucked Kylen this weekend."
-"Man that bitch got a DIRT SNATCH!!!!!"

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