wet snort

When a girl takes her high heel off and uses it to put all of a guys seamen in a line and then snorts it like cocaine

When Gerald finished cumming, his wife Hilda, got up, took off her heel, and did a wet snort off of the coffee table.

by Mr. Wetsnort July 7, 2019

Alaskan Snow Hole

When one shits in the snow, let’s it become an icicle, then fucks themself or someone else with it until it becomes warm shit again.

I shat so much that i had to give James the Alaskan Snow Hole.

by alaskalover123 January 3, 2021

Droop Snoot

The snoot of an aircraft drooping to provide adequate vision for pilots.

Damn that plane has a droop snoot!

Dave, it's been 3 years. Please stop calling me or else I will be forced to put a restraining order on you.

by NiFag October 5, 2021

Lake Effect Snow

Terrorizing snow, especially if you are from Cleveland, Ohio.

Television: And look for "Lake Effect Snow" late sunday night.

Child: Mom!!! It could be a three day weekend!! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Mom: I know, I hope not...

by whatisthat88 February 20, 2011

taps a snout

When one had no cigarettes and asks a friend for one.

Person1: Here mate? Wanty taps a snout ? A havny got any.

Person2: Nae chance bud, get yer ain.

Person1: am heavy chockin mate.

Person2: snd, but a want it bach eh morra.

by swegswagswog April 13, 2014

dick length of snow

Measurement of the amount of fallen snow... there are different scales.. Almost dick length is 3 to 5 inches... Average dick length is 6 inches... Big dick length is 7 or more inches of snow... Double dick length is 12 inches.

We are expected to get a big dick length of snow tomorrow night.

by Dani Dangerously 007 March 3, 2015