Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 26, 2024

Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 29, 2024

schmeck

Unit of time it takes for a duck to urinate.

"just give me one quick schmeck"

by underock January 29, 2024

schmepped

to hit someone in the head or defeating them in a game

wow bro i sure schmepped that guy hard yesterday

by schmepperoni November 28, 2023

schmearing

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.

Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!

by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024

Schmerhaps

Perhaps if it was quirky and strange

Schmerhaps we should acquire some snackage

by Rainjur February 17, 2024