Sharked

V. Past tense. To stay sober at a party or bar in order to better chase your drunken pray in hopes of a hook up or slam.

"You know that quiet girl in our religion class? She totally sharked me last night."

"I'm not drinking tonight. I'm going sharking."

by Gage Horn April 17, 2012

Shark Week

If you have a girl who gives blowjobs with a lot of teeth involved, it's that time of the month where blowjobs are all you get because she's on her period.

"Johnny said he's been chewed to pieces by Sally - I guess it must be Shark Week again"

by AGeezy September 14, 2009

Shark Attack

The wave of mutilation left after having sex while a woman is on her period (shark week). Cleanup can be quite messy.

Honey, it's shark week and I'm not in the mood to clean up after a shark attack.

by tacotron January 2, 2009

dick shark

A phrase used by drunk Russians trying to emulate Americans. The meaning of dick shark varies based on context, and can apply to both male and female subjects.

Dude, Pieter is such a Dick Shark. Yeah, but he still won't screw Anastasia. She's the one sharkin'.

by James_in_Texas February 1, 2008

butt shark

When you suprise someone by sticking 4 fingers up their crack quick like. This is done best when they are wearing underwear or other loose fitting clothing and they are walking up the stairs.

My guy just gave me a fucking butt shark! No way is he gonna get any tonight...

by jessiejane27 January 4, 2011

Booty Shark

To go out to the club/bar or to a party and hunt for prey aka booty. Be on the lookout for potentials.

I am going out tonight and I am going to booty shark for a new man.

by Shortydowop October 5, 2007